AMD Unveils EPYC 4005 Series Workstation CPUs with Up to 16 Zen 5 Cores and Impressive Performance

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You ever get that feeling that tech stuff is just everywhere and it’s like, overwhelming? Yeah, me too. Anyway, AMD’s thrown another hat into the ring—or whatever saying fits here—with their new EPYC 4005 CPUs. It’s called “Grado”—sounds fancy, right? These are supposed to be all about efficiency and scalability for enterprises. Basically, businesses that need stuff done but don’t want to sell a kidney to do it.

So, dive right in! AMD’s battling it out with Intel’s 6th-Gen Xeon CPUs. It’s like a digital gladiator fight. AMD just announced these EPYC 4005 processors, supposedly the right fit for small and medium businesses. Or maybe just anyone who’s tired of waiting for their ancient servers to catch up.

There was this picture—no idea why but had to mention—that shows what might be a server setup looking cooler than expected.

AMD claims their EPYC 4005 CPUs can power just about everything. Enterprise apps, cloud services—yep, all of it. I tried to follow their tech speak, but honestly, it was a blur. Anyway, they’re using this AM5 socket thing—again, just techy words, but supposedly it’s a big deal. Something about innovative computing and whatnot.

Oh, and there’s some test that says this one model, EPYC 4565P(?), beat Intel by nearly double. I wonder how they test these things. Little CPUs racing around a track? Probably not, but it’s a fun thought.

And Derek Dicker from AMD—love that name—had a few words. Something about balancing performance, simplicity, and affordability. Sounds like the sort of thing every VP says, right? Anyway, it makes them sound like they care about budgets and whatnot.

Real-world partners—big names like Lenovo, Gigabyte, and MSI—are backing these processors. It’s like brand name bingo. Altos, ASRock Rack, New Egg—wait, isn’t that an online store?

Here’s where I think I’d get sidetracked if I even tried to list all the specs. We’re talking cores, threads, caches—like a treasure trove of tech jargon. Prices range like some wild rollercoaster, from as low as $239 to $699. Why is tech always so unpredictable in cost?

Anyway, Lenovo seems excited. They’re talking about some AI era. I mean, isn’t AI already here? Whatever, they claim these new processors will help small businesses get AI-ready. Interesting vision, Lenovo.

Alright, that’s a wrap? I think that’s everything. AMD’s trying to change the game—again. And who knows, maybe this is what businesses need? Or maybe it’s just another thing that sounds great on paper. Time will tell, right?

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