Hey, so guess what? Xbox has this lineup coming up, and I stumbled upon it while procrastinating (not shocking). Let me try to walk you through what’s dropping soon. Hope I make sense because my brain’s all over the place.
First up, college football is back. EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition—I mean, remember when everyone was obsessed with NCAA games? Those were the days. Anyway, early access on July 7 if you’re impatient like me, full launch hits on July 10.
Then, we’ve got Tony Hawk back at it. Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4, Digital Deluxe Edition. It’s like a skateboarder’s dream or nightmare—depends if you can ollie without wiping out. Crazy, right? Still grateful I’m not doing this in real life.
Missile Command Delta drops in on July 8. It’s like Atari on steroids. Missiles everywhere. I mean, can’t catch a break with everything exploding around you.
And, in comes Somber Echoes, also on July 8. This one’s got you mastering combat on a space vessel (fancy, I know). Honestly? Sounds kind of epic and terrifying.
Fast forward to The Last Camp, releasing July 8, too. It’s doom and gloom, but hey, it’s colorful, so that’s something. I love shooting things in games—not sure what that says about me.
Oh, we’re not done! July 8 brings Ah, Love! Season 2. Help hearts have a date—unless you like the black heart. Avoid it like the plague.
Next, July 9, Minami Lane pops in. It’s cozy and adorable. Japanese vibes, tanukis, cats. I have no idea why, but now I want to pack my bags and live there.
Rogue Raccoon, sneaking into Xbox on July 9. The raccoon heist… for food. Can’t blame him—I’d do anything for a good snack.
Holdfast: Nations At War, well, drops battles from the Napoleonic Era and WW1 on July 9. We’re talking 150 players per server. Insane, right?
Tiny Pixels Vol. 2—Stormy Knights, also on July 9. So many castles, so little time. Knights, princesses, the whole shebang. It’s like a pixelated fairytale.
Now, Greedland prowls in on July 10, and it’s all about mutant aliens. Destroy them all—I guess? I’d probably get eaten in the first five minutes. Real talk.
Islanders: New Shores, July 10. Minimalist city-building. Chill peaceful vibes with strategy—no stress builds, right? Who am I kidding? Everything is stressful.
Bad End Theater, July 10. Everything’s a bad ending. I wonder why that resonates with my life. Choices matter, but they’re all terrible—yay?
Best Served Cold hits on July 10. You’re in a speakeasy solving crimes while bartending. Imagine mixing cocktails under pressure. Yeah, I’d probably spill them all.
Choice of Life: Wild Islands, out July 10. A stranded sailor story—figure it out or… well, don’t. No pressure, just survival.
Bendy and the Dark Revival, July 11. It’s a horror fest. Seriously, avoid ink demons, solve puzzles—it’s madness wrapped in fear.
Only Up to Space, July 11. As a stranded astronaut, you climb—keep climbing or fall. I can’t climb stairs without puffing, so I’m out.
Aquapark IO slides in on July 11. Literally, it’s a racing waterslide game. Shove your friends off, just don’t do that in real life. Please.
Canine, July 11. Save your dog, Tomy, from the evil corporation. Pet lovers, go get ‘em!
Griffin stomps in on July 11. A girl, a tank, and heroic family rescue—very summer blockbuster. Make it a movie already!
Finally, Island Trouble stirs up on July 11. Mysterious island, survival shenanigans—it’s like a reality TV show I can’t turn away from.
So that’s the scoop. Xbox is seriously dropping some wild adventures. Maybe I’ll take a nap now… or game. Yeah, gaming sounds better.