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Whoa, so, imagine this — me and Kristen just chilling this week, diving deep into the weird yet fascinating world of “Death Stranding 2: On the Beach.” Deliveries there? Yeah, it’s a thing. Gotta admit, emotions ran high with “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33” — like, seriously, didn’t see that coming. Oh, and we also geek out over our top PlayStation merch. Can’t help it.
Oh right, here’s what’s grabbing our attention next week — defo worth a look:
– EA Sports College Football 26, dropping on PS5.
– Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4, hitting PS5 and PS4 — nostalgia overload.
– Patapon 1 + 2 Replay, ready for a spin on PS5.
And, oh boy, “Full Metal Schoolgirl”? Yeah, think cyborgs versus evil corporations. Coming from D3Publisher on October 23 for PS5. Sounds intense, right?
Also, they just announced the Ghost of Yōtei Collector’s Edition. Comes with all these cool things like a Ghost mask and a papercraft ginkgo tree. I mean, why not? And some fancy digital goodies for in-game stuff.
Gosh, was I supposed to say something else? Oh yeah! Quick shoutout to the folks behind our theme — Dormilón, you rock. Seriously, the show music kinda slaps.
And a heads-up, game dates could change. ‘Cause, you know, publishers and stuff. Oh, and don’t sue me if I missed anything. Just saying.
Alright, that’s it for now, I think… maybe. Until next time.
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Hope that feels human enough!