Wow, okay, so ASUS, right? They’ve just rolled out these white RTX 5070 graphics cards. Yeah, white. I mean, who knew so many people wanted their gaming rigs to look like they belong in a sci-fi lab or something? Anyway — and this is big — these are the first white RTX 50 GPUs in ASUS’s lineup. Finally!
So, you’ve got two choices. First up, the TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 5070 Ti. It’s got this all-white look, like someone dipped it in milk or something. It’s got a triple-fan setup, making it, what, huge? Yeah, kind of like those oversized sneakers. The card’s massive, with dimensions that could probably make it the biggest thing in your PC case. Thick, too. Heavy enough to double as a paperweight. And, goodness, the thing is stuffed with fancy military-grade bits, so you know it’s legit. Did I mention the LED? It’s got lights too—because apparently, everything needs to be as flashy as a disco ball now.
And then there’s the PRIME GeForce RTX 5070. Also white (obviously), with a similar triple-fan thing going on. But this one’s a bit more budget-friendly, or so they say. It doesn’t go quite as bonkers with the speed, sticking closer to what you’d get straight from NVIDIA’s own design. Kind of like, “Hey, I’m cool, but not too cool.”
Both cards are powered by a single 12V-2×6 connector, if that means anything to you. And ASUS is like, “Hey, better make sure you’ve got a beefy power supply.” 850W for TUF, 750W for PRIME. More power than I use in a month, probably.
Anyway, there you have it. White GPUs. Who would’ve thought they’d be a thing?
