Shark Dentist Blends Two Fears into One Absurd Roguelike Adventure

Shark season is back, and if anyone’s feeling it, it’s the folks at Alice Games. They’ve got this new game, right? “Shark Dentist.” Sounds like some funky reality show you’d stumble on while munching popcorn in July, doesn’t it? Like, is anyone else picturing a shark with braces? Just me? Okay.

So, the game’s supposed to be scary. Like, seriously scary. You’re this kinda unlucky — or maybe just super chill — dentist. But not your typical dentist. No, you’re fixing the teeth of sharks. These big, squirmy, somewhat awake sharks. Yeah, fixing teeth in jaws that could absolutely chomp your arm off. Think I saw that in a trailer. I mean, what happens if you mess up? Yeah, you guessed it. Game over.

The game’s got this mix of horror and humor. Reminds me of Buckshot Roulette or something similar, you know, with that edge-of-your-seat vibe. According to Alice Games’ press thingy, it’s full of dark humor and rogue-like chaos. Sounds like a wild ride, honestly.

Now, there’s a lot happening when you play. Keeping tabs on the shark’s heart rate, its pain level, and how much knockout juice it’s got in its system. The whole shebang. One wrong move and, bam! You’re fish food. Tools scattered about, like a circular saw? Seems like a bad idea, but hey, maybe it’s for cutting… teeth? Timing’s everything, apparently. You either pull off that gnarly tooth or, well, become the shark’s next meal. Wild stuff.

Oh, and get this: the shark is in a basement? Dangling from the ceiling? Why a basement? Who’s doing dental work on sharks in a sketchy basement? Shady stuff. Maybe it’s part of the game’s mystery. Answers might come out when the game drops on PC. If you’re into teasing your curiosity, it’s already on Steam for wishlisting. The launch? Who knows — it’s “coming soon” and leaving us hanging. Classic.