Full Metal Schoolgirl to Attend Switch 2 Event in October

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“They can’t have ice cream, not anymore!”

Okay, so maybe you haven’t been scouring the future landscape of 2089 Japan for those elusive Switch 2 game announcements. Who really has time for that, right? But that’s exactly the point! D3Publisher decided to enlighten us with Full Metal Schoolgirl, dropping on October 23rd. Mark your calendars, or don’t. Totally up to you.

Yuke’s is behind this one. Remember those folks? The creative minds behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. Yeah, them. They call it an “action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude.” Honestly, just watch the trailer if you want the flashy stuff.

Wait, let’s backtrack and give the press release its moment:

So, picture this – it’s 2089 and you’re in Japan. Not the sushi-and-temples Japan but the kind of warped future where everything’s owned by Meternal Jobz. Imagine a zombie cyborg workforce that never clocks out. For real. You’re this hardcore cyborg schoolgirl hell-bent on revenge. Why not? Meternal Jobz has this crazy 100-story tower and you’re storming it like it’s nobody’s business. Zombies in suits, sinister CEOs, and security systems from hell. It’s like capitalism turned up to 11.

Nobuyuki Okajima from D3Publisher puts it plainly, sorta: “It’s rebellion and chaos wrapped in satire.” Bullets, knives, and your loyal live-stream audience cheering you on. Because why the heck not?

But wait, why even set this in the future though?

In this chaotic escapade, here’s your gig:

As a cyborg schoolgirl (because sure, why not), pack an artillery of futuristic weapons. You’re infiltrating Meternal Jobz, the big bad corporate behemoth. Zombie-like “Working Dead” are your pencil-pushing foes, relentless and guarding their turf.

Plus, you’ve got this ever-shifting skyscraper. Picture this: climbing up 100 stories where every level morphs. Wicked security traps keep you on your toes. That evil CEO’s just chilling at the top, no big deal.

Oh, and here’s a twist – use live-streaming to snag viewers and score upgrades. Beat baddies, earn rewards, and let your fans shower you with donations. Even if you fall flat, remember, some stranger online is rooting for you. Kind of comforting? Maybe.

You can’t pre-order Full Metal Schoolgirl on Switch 2 just yet, but that website’s live with some extra goodies. Go check it out if you’re curious. Or don’t. You do you.