Sure, let’s dive into this—although why Tuesdays, right? Like clockwork, waves of new stuff crash onto the shores of PlayStation 4, 5, and VR every dang week. It’s a never-ending carnival of content. And who runs the show, you ask? PlayStation LifeStyle with their magical map of updates covering all corners of the world. I mean, who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt every Tuesday?
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July’s Must-Haves
So, what’s the buzz for PlayStation Plus Essential this month? Picture this: a cozy evening with Diablo IV. Honestly, it might be the Standard Edition, but don’t knock it till you try it on both PS4 and PS5. And then there’s Jusant for the PS5, which—don’t ask me why—sounds like a fancy fragrance, but it’s not. Plus, The King of Fighter XV throws a royal invite your way—smackdown style.
The Lineup: PS4 & PS5
Whoa, let me catch my breath—3 on 3 Soccer, like who knew? It’s against nature, or maybe "Against the Storm," but hey, nothing like a little chaos. Ever been a zombie boss? Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator lets you take a stab at it, no pun intended. And don’t even get me started on The Alpha Wolf. Sounds like I should be howling at the moon, but I digress.
Deep breath. Here we go: Anger Foot—reminds me of my morning commutes. Anime Girls doing… something with high school and zombies. Antro? Arcade Archives comes with CRAZY BALLOON (yes, that’s in CAPS, folks) plus SPINAL BREAKERS. My head? Spinning like those balloons—definitely not breaking, though.
Bag Hero? Sounds like my grocery trips turned epic. BATS, BITS, BALLS—literal juggling act. Be A Bee? Buzz off (but seriously, bee kind).
But wait, there’s more! Blacksmith Simulator, because after battling imaginary foes, I guess you need to mend swords virtually, right? Beef Cat Ultra—I mean, can’t make this stuff up. Boxville 2: out of the box entertainment. Bullets & Brains, cause we need both sometimes.
I could go on, but Cappuccino Assassino Shooter’s name alone has me needing caffeine. And just when you think it couldn’t get more random—Cash Wash Simulator and Command Under Fire RTS. It’s all absurdly beautiful, in its own chaotic way.
Wrapping it up (though, are we ever truly done?): We got DEATH STRANDING 2, cleverly subtitled ON THE BEACH—preferably where I want to be right now. And the journey meanders through Farmers, Knights, Lost Randoms, and more quirky titles than I can shake a game controller at.
Then we suddenly stumble into pixel art and virtual supermarkets, and—what’s this? TRUCK SIMULATOR 25 VR, where you’re the ultimate AMERICAN DRIVER. I can practically smell the exhaust.
Continued for European thrill-seekers, but that’s… another tale for another Tuesday.