Analogue 3D Nintendo 64 Remake Delayed Again Due to Tariffs, Shipping Moved to ‘Late August’

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Okay, so imagine this. You’re just chilling, really looking forward to some good old retro gaming, and BAM – more delays. Yep, that’s what Analogue’s up to with their Nintendo 64 remake, the Analogue 3D. Seriously, they’ve pushed back the launch again. Maybe it’s the universe’s way of telling us to be patient, or maybe it’s just… everything getting in the way. Well, they say it’s due to some sudden tariff tweaks last week. Go figure.

Anyway, they’re saying the new shipping date is “late August.” But hey, they promise not to hike up prices. “We’re absorbing the costs,” they said on social media. Guessing that’s supposed to make us feel better? No extra charges, at least, so there’s that.

If you’re one of those people who pre-ordered like forever ago, maybe the idea of tariffs causing this hiccup is stressing you out. But Analogue’s on it, saying you’ll still pay the old price. Honestly, I don’t even know who might be canceling their pre-order now. I mean, with $250 tied up already and possible price jumps when these hit the shelves, would anyone really back out?

Now here’s a bit of a timeline chaos. We first heard whispers about Analogue 3D back in 2023, got an official announcement in 2024, and thought we’d have it in our hands by Q1 of 2025. Fast forward to March this year: “Oh wait, we need more time. Now July.” And then – surprise, surprise – now it’s August. Thanks, economy.

Okay, deep breaths. Let’s talk about what makes this thing cool, besides testing your patience. The Analogue 3D isn’t just a pretty face. It actually plays your old N64 cartridges from the US, EU, and Japan. Plus, the design? It’s got a modern twist that’s hard to ignore. It’s kitted out with HDMI 4K output, matching the look of those classic CRT displays if that’s your thing.

Speaking of upgrades, it’s all about adapting to the times – wireless and 2.4G peripherals are a go, while still keeping those four old-school controller ports for that authentic feel. Not tech-savvy? No worries, it’s not using software emulation. Instead, it’s got this fancy FPGA tech, whatever that means in tech-speak, making sure you get that true N64 experience.

Oh and a heads-up, it’s cartridges-only here. Sorry, no ROM files allowed. But who knows? There might be ways to use those N64 backup systems with this bad boy.

Analogue isn’t new to this. You know, they’ve pulled off cool stuff with their ‘Pocket’ – catering to my fellow Game Boy lovers. Plus, they’ve done some neat tricks with MegaDrive and SNES machines too.

So, we’ll keep following this story, hoping August is the real deal. Or maybe September? Who knows, right?

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