Global PlayStation Store Update – July 2025

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Okay, so like every week, Sony’s dropping new stuff for anyone with a PlayStation 4, 5, VR, or Plus account. Yeah, if you’re into that sort of thing, then you’re probably already checking the PlayStation Store updates obsessively. I know I do. Not that I’m addicted or anything. Anyway — oh wait, yeah, here’s the update from PlayStation LifeStyle, if you want to know what’s hot across the globe right now. Seriously, stick around every Tuesday. New surprises every week, kind of like clockwork. Except, you know, when it’s not.

### North American Update — or whatever they call it here.

#### July’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup

You’ve got:
– Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5), which I swore I wasn’t gonna play again — famous last words.
– Jusant (PS5), no clue what it is, but sounds fancy.
– The King of Fighter XV (PS4/PS5), because who doesn’t love a little fighting action? Maybe it’s just me.

#### PS4 & PS5 Games — if you’re ready to dive in and lose a few weekends.

– A-RED Walking Robot, sounds like something out of a kid’s imagination.
– Abiotic Factor, which — let’s be real — could be anything.
– Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator, I mean, who’s surprised?
– Alpha Collapse, some kind of cool meltdown, I guess.
– The Alpha Wolf, because we all want to be top dog.
– Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead; why high school? Again, no idea.
– Anomaly Pools, not sure about this one — might be deep, who knows?
– Arcade Archives SUPER BASKETBALL, where nostalgia hits hard.
– Axe Champ, because apparently chopping things is therapeutic.
– Beat ‘Em Up Collection (QUByte Classics), the classics never die.
– Best Served Cold, revenge is a dish… oh, whatever.
– Blastful, sounds like a word I’d make up.
– BREAKING BRICKS, kind of self-explanatory, yeah?
– Bridge Constructor Studio, for all you aspiring architects or just perfectionists.
– Cash Wash Simulator, which got me thinking, why? But hey, sounds oddly satisfying.
– Chess Club, because, you know, strategy.
– Choice of Life: Wild Islands, sort of an existential game for island fans?
– Clash of Weirdos – Card Carnage, no comment.
– Connect It!, for all your connecting needs.
– Content King: Streamer Simulator sounds like a wild ride.
– The Cursed Frog, it’s like a fairy tale gone rogue.
– Digging Adventure Simulator 2025, because why not think ahead?
– Diluvian Winds, might need a weather report on this.
– Dr. Atominus, sounds like science but is probably fun.
– Formula Racing GP: Apex Overtaking, because speed.
– Galacticon, not sure about this one but could be out of this world?
– Gladiator Simulator: Arena of Freedom, freedom? Really?
– God Wars, someone’s battling up there.
– Golden Tee Arcade Classics, the actual classic.
– Gym Manager, but do we have to actually exercise?
– Hoodie Survivor, not quite sure about the name but intriguing.
– The Jumping Shaped Fries – PS4 & PS5, made me hungry.
– Karma City Police, because policing karma’s a full-time job, I suppose.
– Kinki Spiritual Affairs Bureau, no idea but sounds spiritual?
– Knights of the Round Peg, classic knight vibes.
– Lawn Mower Racing, honestly, who hasn’t dreamed of this.
– Learn to Play Vol. 11 – Drift Moto, for future racers, maybe?
– Legends of Heropolis DX, the heroic saga continues.
– Lirili Larila; sounds like a trick of the tongue.
– The Long Desert Drive, because who doesn’t love a road trip without AC?
– Magnitude: Lambda, sounds like science fiction.
– Maze: Path of Light, it’s a-maze-ing. Sorry, couldn’t help it.
– MONJUM, simple yet mysterious.
– Monument Valley 3, finally, though I haven’t played the second one.
– MORTAR, building or breaking stuff? You tell me.
– My Recycling Center – save the planet game-style.
– Mystic Pathways: Crystal Quest, because crystals and quests — duh.
– Neon Noodles, food and gaming? Perfect.
– Pro Virtual Racing, to hone your pro skills.
– Puppet Theater, maybe a bit creepy, not gonna lie.
– Quit Today, motivational game, perhaps?
– RoboCop: Rogue City – Unfinished Business, know what movie I’m rewatching tonight.
– Rugby League 26, if you like tackling folks legally.
– Sqwrk, yeah I have no idea.
– Stasis, it’s got that medical weirdness vibe.
– Sub-Structure 17: White Knuckle Ascent, gripping just from the name.
– Tralalero Tralala: Rage Bait, sounds wild.
– Truck Simulator 2025: City Work Delivery, delivering the goods.
– Upin & Ipin Universe, a universe within a name?
– Veins of DARKNESS HORROR, shivers.
– The Wandering Village PS4 & PS5, for wandering souls.
– Wildgate, something about gates, probably.

Oh, right, hit up the next page for European Update if you’re curious about that side of the world.