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So, here’s the deal with 33 Immortals. I guess the thing is back for Xbox Insiders, and there’s a fourth playtest happening. It kicks off on Tuesday, May 20 at 8am PT, or if you’re on the East Coast like me, that’s 11am ET. You’ve got about six days to jump in, full rollercoaster style, until Monday, May 26 at the same time. Oh, and surprise! Now it’s playable on Xbox One, so that’s a first. The folks at Thunder Lotus are itching to hear what you think. But remember, spots are tight, so if you snooze, you lose.
About the game? Well, you play this soul damned for eternity — yeah, heavy topic, right? You’re basically throwing punches at God’s final judgment. And it’s all chaos with 33-player co-op battles. You just drop into these huge fights, no fuss. Gotta stick with your buddies to fend off monster hordes and some seriously tough bosses. And then there’s all this stuff about relics and soul upgrades — gearing up for a showdown with God, no biggie.
Curious? Ha! Check out the 33 Immortals website if you want the nitty-gritty.
Now, updates! They’ve added control rebinding, which I honestly don’t get why it wasn’t there before. The Sword of Justice, Staff of Sloth — weird names, right? — they’ve been adjusted ‘cause players had some thoughts. Same goes for the Bow of Hope and Daggers of Greed. And some Feats were buggy or whatever, but hey, they fixed those.
If patch notes are your jam, there’s a whole list of them somewhere. Dig in if you dare.
So, playtest hours. Start: Tuesday, May 20th, 8am PT (yeah, that’s 11am ET for those who need a reminder). End: Monday, May 26th at the same time. Simple, right?
Want in? Here’s the lowdown:
On the morning of May 20th, open your Xbox or Windows PC. Dive into the Xbox Insider Hub app — and if that’s Greek to you, it’s in the store, install it if necessary. Find Previews, then 33 Immortals, and hit Join. Wait around a bit; it’s a process. Limited space though, remember that.
Oh, and now you can do this on Xbox One, adding to your options if you’ve got the newer Xbox Series X|S or PC.
Feedback? If you hit a snag, you know, the home button on your controller’s your friend. Select “Report a problem,” choose the Games category, then 33 Immortals Beta. Tell them the details so they can fix whatever glitch is haunting you.
Final bit — other stuff. For more intel, follow the team on X/Twitter at @XboxInsider or lurk around this blog. Engage on the Xbox Insider SubReddit if that’s your scene. Whatever floats your boat.
And there you go. Happy gaming, I guess!
