I’m not gonna lie, that aurochs? Kinda underwhelming. But let’s chat cave art, or rather, let’s stumble our way through it. You know, the stuff around Montignac-Lascaux. It’s from the Magdalenian culture, meaning it was done by our fancy ancestors somewhere between 20,000 and 10,000 years ago. But don’t count the Neanderthals out! They did their thing in caves too, especially in Spain… way before the Cro-Magnons decided to roll into Europe.
Their art? Less “check out this horse I drew” and more “here’s my hand and some dots.” They had this ladder thing going on too. Just vibes, really. But hey, it’s super old, so it’s kind of hit-or-miss how much of it survived.
Also, I pulled this from my brain, no googling (except for spelling—I’m not a barbarian). I challenge fact-checkers with an air of mock disdain. Picture me, with a pointed finger. Fact-checkers, do your thing!
Fast forward to the present—James here, all modern, sans brow-ridges. Picture Hot Tub Time Machine. You’re safe to laugh.
This week, Jon—lucky duck—got a Switch 2 courtesy of bestbuy.com. He’s diving deep into Mario Kart World and sharing his early thoughts. Everyone’s on Mario Kart these days. Imagine Jon in his living room, under a rain of red shells. Weirdly soothing, right?
Oh, and there’s a new Splatoon single player game on the horizon.
What happens next, even we don’t get it. This show? It’s a mystery.
After a break for sanity, we jump back in. Guillaume’s championing F-Zero GX on the NSO Expansion Pack for Switch 2. Not my cup of tea—his thirst for digital speed is intense. He’s been on this beastly platform shooter called Valfaris too. It’s all guns ablaze and enemies galore.
Greg’s been checking out the latest Splatoon 3 patch for Switch 2. He’s raving about HDR and that smooth, stable framerate. Super-stable, if you ask me. Nintendo, take notes—I’m practically giving you taglines.
And me, your humble wordsmith, I’ve been dabbling in the Switch 2 version of Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. I’ve faced off against many time thieves in my day, but a child? That’s new.
Wait, hold up—where was I? Oh right. Just started the game, barely past the tutorial stage. Here’s hoping I make progress by next week, unless, well… you know.
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