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So, get this — Square Enix finally spilled the beans about when Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade is dropping on the Nintendo Switch 2. I mean, who’s been waiting forever? Everyone, duh. It’s hitting shelves and the eShop in Winter 2025. Like, mark your calendars. Or don’t. Not my calendar, after all.
Now, let’s talk about Cloud Strife. Yep, that ex-SOLDIER guy who became a mercenary — he’s back in action, swinging that massive sword that, honestly, feels way too big for actual combat. Why do I care? I dunno, but it’s iconic, right? Anyway, he’s teaming up with Avalanche, that underground group fighting the evil Shinra Electric Power Company. Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t ever remember what they’re called without looking it up. Too many syllables?
And, oh! Almost forgot to mention. There’s this whole extra storyline tagging along — FF7R EPISODE INTERmission. It’s like, “where did this even come from?” With Yuffie Kisaragi sneaking into Midgar — makes me wonder if she’s been taking ninja classes or if it’s just in her genes. Either way, I’ve been curious since I found out.
Seven million copies flying off shelves worldwide. That’s got to mean something, right? People are obsessed. Like, was it the plot, the characters, the graphics? Who knows. Maybe it’s just nostalgia.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. Or most of it. A real rollercoaster, this game. And there’s a trailer. Somewhere. Check it out if you like. Or don’t. No biggie.