Alright, so let’s dive into this wild ride called “Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo”—yep, that’s the title. Outta the gate, PM Studios and Pocket Trap just dropped the news on when this thing hits the Nintendo Switch. Can’t say I was expecting that.
So, what’s this Yoyovania thing? Apparently, you’re Pippit, some up-and-coming yoyo guru—bet you didn’t see that coming—in a topsy-turvy 2D platform jumble. And the plot? Whew, it’s a doozy: your aunt’s business, a mega-laser with soul-stealing antics, and, uh, four crime bosses? Sounds like a recipe for chaos, honestly. You gotta unleash your yoyo skills to teach these baddies some manners. Why not, right?
Tricks are gonna flip the script—change how you see the city and the battle zones. Like some kind of secret unlocking, hair-whipping madness. Or at least that’s what they say. Could be game-changer… or just give you a headache. Depends on how you roll.
Now for the game deets—brace yourself:
Wander through four city zones with a mind-boggling 1000-plus screens of secrets and mind-twisters. Like, what do you even do with all that?
Ransack crime bosses’ HQs—navigate their crazy labyrinths, smack down some goons, and figure out puzzles that’ll make your brain hurt.
Yoyo tricks galore! Get crazy with parkour moves—because why wouldn’t you? Probably make those henchmen think twice, too. Or maybe not.
Collect, like, 40 badges to tweak gameplay. Who knew badges could be this exciting?
Unlock a bunch of passive upgrades from, get this—a shady loan shark. Because that’s not suspicious at all.
Stumble on 80-plus collectibles all over town—extra lives, shiny goodies, you name it.
You’re set to grab “Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo” digitally on the Nintendo eShop for the Switch on May 28, 2025. That date’s locked and loaded, folks.
So yeah, there’s a trailer too, floating around somewhere out there. Probably worth a watch if you’re into wild yoyo shenanigans. Or if you’re just curious about how this whole thing shakes out—I mean, aren’t we all?