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Ah, the smell of a Warhammer festival in the air! Warhammer Skulls is making a grand exit out of the Warp (whatever that means) and landing smack on your screens soon-ish. Mark May 22 on your calendars, folks. Why? Because that’s when all the game-y goodness, like hot-off-the-press news, sneak-peek reveals, and killer discounts (yes, we love those) will be rolling out. Think Space Marine 2, Rogue Trader, Darktide, and all that jazz. I swear, if I hear about any more epic updates, I might just faint.
Here’s the deal. The whole shebang kicks off with a livestream, so grab your popcorn or whatever snack you fancy—hosted by none other than the charismatic Rahul Kohli himself. Starts at 5 PM BST or 9 AM PST. So yeah, for once we in the UK aren’t forced into weird late-night watch parties. Cheers to whoever planned that!
Oh, and a little side note—apparently, you gotta enable targeting cookies to view some content? No clue why that detail popped into my head. Anyway, back to what’s genuinely worth your attention.
If you’re cash-conscious (aren’t we all these days?), Warhammer Skulls isn’t just about new headlines. The magic word here is: discounts. Imagine up to 90% off on some titles. Yep, you heard me right. So maybe skip taking out that loan for all the Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC until you peek at the sale prices.
Let’s not ignore the fact that the Warhammer universe—videos, games, every bit of it—is on fire lately. I mean, Space Marine 2 alone is turning heads, and the Secret Level episode? Absolute brilliance. Oh, and the wild ride that is the Henry Cavill Warhammer show in cahoots with Amazon? Still buzzing about that. It’s like, when did being a Warhammer fan become so cool?
So, are you jumping on this hype train with us? Drop your thoughts below. Or maybe not. You do you!
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