Hey there, welcome to, um, well, what’s coming up on Xbox! It’s this thing we do where we talk about all the new games hitting Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Xbox PC, you know, and Game Pass. Or maybe it’s more like an adventure through digital realms. I get sidetracked, but that’s kinda the point, right? Anyway, here’s what’s cooking:
Zenless Zone Zero — June 6. Ever thought about slipping into the world of urban fantasy? This one’s a total trip. HoYoverse, right? So you’re basically leading a group through chaotic dimensions — sounds wild, huh? Guiding weird and wonderful characters through obstacles straight out of your most vivid daydreams. I couldn’t stop thinking about how I’d handle it. Kind of daunting.
Splitgate 2 — June 6. A free-to-play shooter, but with portals. Do you even need to hear more? I’m guessing people have been itching for this one, given its popularity. You’re an Ace, but like, not in the typical flying way, more like you can zap yourself around and mess with folks. Love a good showdown. Bruh, teleporting mid-fight? Epic.
Narcissus — June 5. Ah, the last survivor on a spaceship. Classic, right? But top down, and it’s pulsing with adrenaline. Run fast, hide faster vibes. Reminds me of that time I got locked in a basement — long story.
Tour de France 2025 — June 5. Racing, but make it video game! With Unreal Engine 5, apparently, things look almost too real. If my clumsy biking skills translated into pixels, I’d still crash into all the barriers. Accurate lighting, so you can almost feel the wind on your face.
Solitaire Dreamscapes — June 3. Fancy drifting into card realms? Over 200 levels. You’d think Solitaire couldn’t surprise you, but here we are. Think obstacles, power-ups… feels like a dream, honestly.
Attack at Dawn: North Africa — June 4. WW2 strategy thing, and besides, who hasn’t wanted to outwit history a little? You’re either Rommel or Montgomery, although I haven’t decided which one’s cooler. History lessons meet game controllers.
Bunny Cubed — June 4. I remember trying to solve block puzzles as a kid and feeling smart. This plays out in 3D — well, not so much you have to wear glasses. Just guide a cute rabbit, hop, hop, over carrots and stuff.
Forest Golf Planner — June 4. No biggie, just your own golf course! Mix zombies and green fairways, maybe? What’s next? Building courses? Easy.
Hidden Cat Outlaws — June 4. Cats in the West, rowdy and kind of mischievous. You’re the sheriff here, by the way. Wrangle those furry rebels. I once tried herding cats too—actual chaos.
The Night of the Rabbit — June 4. Magic and wonder, young Jerry and a peculiar rabbit, what’s not to love? Feels like a bedtime story I once heard — except more enchanting.
Oirbo — June 4. A spacecraft adventure with 2D puzzles. Almost therapeutic, until you realize your brain’s melting. Oops, more fun on Xbox, right?
Sumorbit — June 4. Space wrestling, basically. Do planets even fight? Well now they do. Stay away from black holes unless you’re, like, super curious.
Carrier Deck — June 5. Manage aircraft like a pro. Picture whack-a-mole with jets, though. Can’t say I’ve been on a carrier, but I guess this is close enough.
Prison Alone — June 5. Yep, explore a prison with ghostly lurks, and trust me, it’s as eerie as it sounds. I don’t get why anyone would stay, even a guard. The stuff nightmares are brewed from.
Missing Banban — June 5. Dig this: a side-scroller adventure with Sheriff Toadster. Friend’s missing, and you gotta scout a wacky universe. Definitely feels like an episode from a cartoon gone wrong.
Amber Alert Director’s Cut — June 5. Serious survival horror vibes here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, when you end up biting your nails off. Late-night rescues, creepy vibes…
AAA Dynamic Scenes — June 6. Want to turn your Xbox into an artwork? Go right ahead. Watch skeletons dance and neon glow up your pad.
Among Ashes — June 6. It’s 2001; your friend shares a spooky game, then all weirdness breaks loose. Fading lines between game and reality — so meta.
Bool Capture — June 6. Arcade antics in a glitchy world. Wonder if it’s like solving puzzles at 3 a.m. while half-asleep.
Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow — June 6. Alright, this is adorable. A sheepdog tackling sci-fi farm problems. There’s teleporting, conveyors… can’t make this stuff up.
Cyber Love Story — June 6. Sally White gets tangled in a conspiracy. Sounds like a daily soap, but virtual.
Inkventure — June 6. A slime dad on a color adventure, saving kids — parents would read this, then share a knowing smile.
SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia in The Americas — June 6. In your face cheese mafia! This is like a detective novel twisted into a flippant game where you find and rescue. Never thought I’d say that.
Yeah, it’s messy — but lively, and let’s see if these games can tickle your fancy. Ciao!
