You know, I can’t really figure out why I’m so into these updates, but here we are—this week’s Nintendo eShop scoop for Europe! Yeah, it’s here, throwing a bunch of new games onto the Nintendo Switch 2 scene, plus the good old Switch. There are even some sweet offers sprinkled in, just begging to distract you from whatever you were supposed to be doing.
Anyway, let’s dive into it—no, wait, where was I? Oh, right! The lineup for Nintendo Switch 2! So, there’s the wild ride of Apex Legends, the adrenaline-pumping Drag x Drive: Global Jam, and hold onto your hats, Madden NFL 26 Deluxe Edition is here too. Not sure why that one gives me a buzz, but hey, it is what it is.
Shifting gears—Nintendo Switch titles, anyone? Alien Breakout calls out like that weird song you can’t get out of your head. Then there’s Anime Girls: Summer Vacay, because why not? Ants Empire Colony, for when you feel like tiny strategy games with countless little legs involved.
I got sidetracked there; where was I? Oh, Fridays are special this week—mark August 8th! Case Records: Fear of Abduction drops. Plus, Mortal Glory 2 and Toree Saturn make their grand entrance, somehow merging nightmares with nostalgia.
But back to the chaotic menu of delightful confusion! We’ve got Crayon Classic and Demon Slayer -Kimetsu no Yaiba- The Hinokami Chronicles 2 popping in—and I’m not even gonna try explaining the allure of something named EGGCONSOLE Xak Precious Package… PC-8801mkIISR, like, what?
Oh, the randomness doesn’t stop! JALECOlle Famicom stuff joins forces with Korean Drone Flying Tour Sag-jog-am. Don’t ask how those two ended up at the same party. And who could miss a chance to make sweet melodies with K-Pop Puzzle Idols: Music Festival? Maybe it’ll be the anthem of your summer—or maybe not.
Here’s my sideways glance at some others: Sneaky Claws sounds as sneaky as its name, complete with claw marks. And The House of the Dead 2: Remake surely gets some undead enthusiasts raising the roof and some eyebrows.
If I’m rambling, it’s ’cause there’s a lot and my mind’s spaghetti right now. But hey, Zooparasite also waits to leap onto your screens on Friday if that’s your thing.
Got distracted yet? Well, the sales might just pull you in harder—even when you’re sure you don’t have the time. Or cash. But that’s the rollercoaster ride of gaming updates. Go figure.
