Alright, buckle up folks because we’re diving into the chaos of Section 13. Yep, it’s now available on Xbox Series X|S, and trust me, it’s one wild ride. Picture this: a lab gone haywire, filled with all sorts of creepy crawlies from the depths of… wherever they keep creepy crawlies these days. You’re blasting them with lasers or maybe something as old-school as lead. Why? Because who needs logic in a place like this?
Okay, secrets. You love ’em, I love ’em. Section 13 is busting at the seams with ’em. It’s a blend of SCP lore—which, if you’re not familiar, is like a rabbit hole of strange experiments and weird monsters. You’re not just playing a game; you’re piecing together what on earth happened to this once top-notch facility. You’re playing different S2P agents, each with a backstory juicier than last night’s meatloaf. And maybe, just maybe, your buddy next to you on the couch knows a thing or two you don’t. Could be. Who knows.
Oh, imagine the click-clack of twin sticks under your thumbs. Feel that? That’s precision combat, or maybe just my imagination. Anyway, it’s fast. Real fast. Maps are like that puzzle you find at a neighbor’s yard sale: jumbled and unpredictable. You learn from every failure, constructive, right? Or maybe it’s just frustrating. Whatever floats your boat.
Now, about the darkness. It’s not just for spooky vibes, although that’s definitely part of it. Stay in the shadows too long and you’ll start seeing things. Literally. It’s like being in an attic without lights, except the attic is trying to eat you. Don’t panic… unless that’s your thing. Just find the nearest light source, which is surprisingly harder than finding your car keys.
And let’s not forget co-op mode. Grab a friend or two. But hey, keep it friendly. Bullets don’t ask before they hit. They’re rude that way. With online and couch co-op coming soon, there are plans—big ones. Switch off friendly fire if you value friendships. Or leave it on for some real, unfiltered chaos.
So, are you up to face the nightmares lurking in Section 13? Or maybe just in the mood to chat about the mysteries of this virtual madhouse? Either way, I’m sold. Are you?
