The team behind the news desk had no intention of giving page 70000 such a label; if they had, it would likely have had a few more colorful expressions added in for fun.
Now, catching up on things we missed last week: There was the introduction of three Cosmic Fantasy RPGs for a localized audience, a game titled Ultros that’s lacking any kind of seafood soup recipe, and Konami’s Kitten Kaboodle — which, by the way, shouldn’t be mistaken for a certain Canadian drag queen — made its appearance in the Archives.
As you’re probably aware, every page URL on the site has been steadily climbing in number, and in preparing this article, page 70000 happened to be generated. I had hopes it would host this week’s article, but fate had other plans, as it ended up being a fitting topic of its own.
Switching gears to other game releases, a title that has caught James’s attention on several occasions — the "PC-8801 ass adventure game" Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog — stands out in a week where quality offerings appear somewhat sparse. Close contenders include an intriguing blend of off-brand Picross and farm RPGs in Piczle Cross: Rune Factory. And quite humorously, Kairosoft secures a top-three spot with Pro Wrestling Story. This week’s offering for the EggConsole is an RPG called Burai: Jokan, which comes with a strong recommendation to steer clear unless your Japanese reading skills are up to par.
North America Releases
- Jupiter Hell — $24.99 / C$35.99
- X-Out: Resurfaced — $19.99 / $27.49
- Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog — $19.99 / $26.99
- Cabernet — $19.99 / $25.99
- Real H 5 — $19.99
- Please Be Happy — $19.99 / $26.58 (available Friday)
- Lone Fungus — $19.99 / $24.99 (available Friday)
- Godzilla Voxel Wars — $14.99 / $19.49 (available Wednesday)
- Ninja Issen: The Scroll of Dimension — $14.99 / $21.66
- Star Of Providence — $14.99 / $19.99
- Bing In Wonderland — $14.99 / $18.99
- Pro Wrestler Story — $12.00 / $15.00
- Piczle Cross: Rune Factory — $11.99 / $14.99
- 2222 Abyss of the Universe — $9.99 / $14.49
- Anime Dance-Off: Space Party — $9.99 / $14.60
- Desvelado — $9.99 / $13.99
- Marron’s Lab — $9.99 / $12.99
- The Backrooms 1998 — $9.99 / $11.99
- Prison Guard: Warden Simulator — $9.99 / $14.99 (available Friday)
- Die By Anything — $9.99 / $13.99 (available Friday)
- Fashion Store Simulator — $7.99 / $11.50 (available Monday)
- Shadowforge Chronicles — $7.99 / $11.99 (available Saturday)
- Galagi Shooter Ultimate Blast — $7.99 / $8.99 (available Saturday)
- Deep, In The Forest — $6.99 / $9.99
- Damn — $6.99 / $9.99 (available Friday)
- EggConsole Burai: Jokan PC-8801mkIISR — $6.49 / $7.34
- Tacticats — $5.99 / $7.79
- Bee Flowers — $4.99 / $6.83 (available Wednesday)
- Sunshower — $4.99 (unreleased, available Wednesday)
- Mimi the Cat: Meow Together — $4.99 / $6.83
- Lulu’s Temple — $4.99 / $7.99 (available Friday)
- Build Lands — $3.99 / $5.69
- Wet Whispers – Anime Shift Puzzles — $3.99 / $5.99
- Spot The Odd Pictorgram — $3.99 / $5.39
- Learn to Play – Penalty Shootout — $1.99 / $2.49
- Sales and Price Drops: Devolver Digital games are at a discount until the 25th, check PSPrices and DekuDeals for more!
Europe Releases
- Jupiter Hell — €24.99 / £22.49
- X-Out: Resurfaced — €19.99 / £17.99
- Lone Fungus — €19.99 / £17.99 (available Friday)
- Please Be Happy — €19.99 / £17.99 (available Friday)
- Cabernet — €19.50 / £16.75
- Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog — €18.99 / £17.09
- Bing In Wonderland — €14.99 / £13.49 (available Wednesday)
- Godzilla Voxel Wars — €14.79 / £12.79 (available Wednesday)
- Ninja Issen: The Scroll of Dimension — €13.50 / £12.19
- Pro Wrestler Story — €12.00 / £10.79 (available Wednesday)
- Piczle Cross: Rune Factory — €11.99 / £9.99
- Marron’s Lab — €9.99 / £8.99 (available Wednesday)
- Anime Dance-Off: Space Party — €9.99 / £8.99
- Desvelado — €9.99 / £8.99
- The Backrooms 1998 — €9.99 / £8.99
- Prison Guard: Warden Simulator — €9.99 / £9.99 (available Friday)
- 2222 Abyss of the Universe — €9.59 / £7.99
- Galagi Shooter Ultimate Blast — €7.99 / £7.99 (available Saturday)
- Shadowforge Chronicles — €7.99 / £7.99 (available Saturday)
- Damn — €6.99 / £6.29 (available Friday)
- Deep, In The Forest — €6.99 / £6.29 (available Friday)
- Tacticats — €5.99 / £5.39
- EggConsole Burai: Jokan PC-8801mkIISR — €5.59 / £5.39
- Bee Flowers — €4.99 / £4.49 (available Wednesday)
- Mimi the Cat: Meow Together — €4.99 / £4.49
- Lulu’s Temple — €4.99 / £4.99 (available Friday)
- Build Lands — €3.99 / £3.59
- Wet Whispers – Anime Shift Puzzles — €3.99 / £3.59
- Spot The Odd Pictorgram — €2.49 / £2.24
- Learn to Play – Penalty Shootout — €1.99 / £1.79 (available Friday)
Japan Releases
- Jupiter Hell — ¥3900
- Taijii — ¥2800
- Real H 5 — ¥2799
- Discolored 2 — ¥2300
- X-Out: Resurfaced — ¥2300
- Godzilla Voxel Wars — ¥2200
- Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog — ¥1999
- Fly Corp — ¥1890
- Bing In Wonderland — ¥1700
- Anime Dance-Off: Space Party — ¥1690
- Ninja Issen: The Scroll of Dimension — ¥1630
- Prison Guard: Warden Simulator — ¥1599
- Pro Wrestling Story — ¥1500
- Damn — ¥1289
- Call of Sentinels — ¥1250
- 2222 Abyss of the Universe — ¥1200
- Marron’s Lab — ¥1200
- Piczle Cross: Rune Factory — ¥1200
- Deep, In The Forest — ¥999
- Escape From The Mystery — ¥980
- Tacticats — ¥900
- EggConsole Burai: Jokan PC-8801mkIISR — ¥880
- Moe Waifu H Fantasy — ¥600
- Build Lands — ¥590
- Bee Flowers — ¥499
- Mimi the Cat: Meow Together — ¥499
- Brain Training: Cat Test — ¥420
- Learn to Play – Penalty Shootout — ¥200
